Bad Apple 1 OZ 6-Pack
Single Ingredient Dried Fruit
Delicious Gluten Free, Vegan & Non-GMO
No Added Sugar, No Preservatives, No Food Coloring
Rich in Fiber + Vitamins, Natural Energy
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Who knew being bad could taste so good? These dried apple slices are perfectly crisp and naturally sweet, with just a touch of tart to keep things interesting. Snack like a rebel—without the guilt.
100%
REAL FRUIT
No Added
sugar
NO ARTIFICIAL
FLAVORS
NO
PRESERVATIVES
NON-
GMO
All Fruit. Zero Compromise.
FOOD THAT’S GROWN,
NOT ENGINEERED.
Forget labs and factories. Mortal Munchies is just nature, stripped down, and bagged for the journey. Our dried fruit—Bad Apples, Malicious Mangoes, Savage Strawberries—grows on trees, not in test tubes. We pluck it, dry it, and deliver it. No seed oils. No preservatives. No added sugar. Just pure, potent fuel that tastes as great as nature intended.
pure fruit,
real Flavor.
Mortal Munchies isn't just about snacks; it's a middle finger to the processed food industry pumping poison for profit. We're ingredient purists and B.S. detectors, hellbent on making healthy eating cool again. This is a movement for everyone tired of literally being fed lies. Are you ready to take back control?
why mortal munchies?
You scan the ingredients. Seed oils. Artificial crap. Preservatives you can't pronounce. Big Food keeps feeding you lies wrapped in "healthy" packaging. They're banking on you not looking too close. We think that's bull***t.
Big food Potato Chips
The “Healthy” Sugar Bar
Core Ingredient
Real, Unsweetened
Fruit
Fruit
Processed Potato &
Starches
Starches
Oats & Corn
Syrup
Syrup
Source of Sweetness
Naturally From
The Fruit
The Fruit
Hidden in Coatings
/ Flavors
/ Flavors
Added Sugar is a
Main Ingredient
Main Ingredient
Added Sugar
0g
Often 1g-2g
Often 15g+
Seed Oils
NEVER
Drenched in
them
them
Frequently used
as a Binder
as a Binder
Artificial Crap
ZERO
Standard
Practice
Practice
Common
Ingredient List
1 Ingredient. That’s it.
A Chemical
Paragraph
Paragraph
A Novel of Fillers
& Gums
& Gums
Natural Fiber
Naturally Occuring
Mostly
Stripped Away
Stripped Away
Varies, Often Low
Energy Profile
Quick, Clean Fuel For
Action
Action
Empty Calories &
Inflammation
Inflammation
The 5-Minute Rush,
1-Hour Crash
1-Hour Crash
Frequently Asked Questions
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Our dried fruit snacks are made solely from 100% natural, whole fruit - nothing else! Each variety contains only one ingredient: organic bananas, apples, blueberries, cherries, or mangoes that have been sliced and dried. No added sugar, no preservatives, no seed oils, no dyes, and no artificial ingredients. Just 100% natural fruit.
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No! Our dried fruit snacks contain zero added sugars, artificial sweeteners, or sugar substitutes. The natural sweetness comes entirely from the fruit itself. This makes them a healthier alternative to conventional dried fruits that often contain added sugars or sulfites.
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Our dried fruit snacks have a shelf life of 12-18 months when stored in a cool, dry place. Once opened, consume within 30 days for optimal freshness and texture. The exact expiration date is printed on each package.
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We offer different sizes depending on the fruit variety:
- Barbaric Banana 3 OZ (6-Pack)
- Bad Apple 1 OZ (6-Pack)
- Belligerent Blueberry 2 OZ (6-Pack)
- Cherry Bomb 3 OZ (6-Pack)
- Malicious Mango 2 OZ (6-Pack)
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