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SINGLE INGREDIENT
DRIED FRUIT

Build your own snack stash
Delicious Gluten Free, Vegan & Non-GMO
No Added Sugar, No Preservatives, No Food Coloring
Rich in Fiber + Vitamins, Natural Energy
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2 box(12 bags)
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4 boxes(24 bags)
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6 boxes(36 bags)
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$19.99
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BARBARIC BANANA
$26.99
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BELLIGERENT BLUEBERRY
$26.99
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CHERRY BOMB
$26.99
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MALICIOUS MANGO
$26.99
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The Finest Natural
Ingredients

100%

REAL FRUIT

No Added

sugar

NO ARTIFICIAL

FLAVORS

NO

PRESERVATIVES

NON-

GMO

KILL YOUR HUNGER NOT YOUR HEALTH.

why mortal munchies?

You scan the ingredients. Seed oils. Artificial crap. Preservatives you can't pronounce. Big Food keeps feeding you lies wrapped in "healthy" packaging. They're banking on you not looking too close. We think that's bull***t.

Big food
Potato Chips
The “Healthy”
Sugar Bar
Core Ingredient
Real, Unsweetened
Fruit
Processed Potato &
Starches
Oats & Corn
Syrup
Source of Sweetness
Naturally From
The Fruit
Hidden in Coatings
/ Flavors
Added Sugar is a
Main Ingredient
Added Sugar
0g
Often 1g-2g
Often 15g+
Seed Oils
NEVER
Drenched in
them
Frequently used
as a Binder
Artificial Crap
ZERO
Standard
Practice
Common
Ingredient List
1 Ingredient. That’s it.
A Chemical
Paragraph
A Novel of Fillers
& Gums
Natural Fiber
Naturally Occuring
Mostly
Stripped Away
Varies, Often Low
Energy Profile
Quick, Clean Fuel For
Action
Empty Calories &
Inflammation
The 5-Minute Rush,
1-Hour Crash
HARDCORE HEALTHY SNACKS
WE ARE AT WAR WITH PROCESSED FOODS
BE HEALTHY OR DIE TRYING
DEATH TO PROCESSED FOOD

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Our dried fruit snacks are made solely from 100% natural, whole fruit - nothing else! Each variety contains only one ingredient: organic bananas, apples, blueberries, cherries, or mangoes that have been sliced and dried. No added sugar, no preservatives, no seed oils, no dyes, and no artificial ingredients. Just 100% natural fruit.

  • No! Our dried fruit snacks contain zero added sugars, artificial sweeteners, or sugar substitutes. The natural sweetness comes entirely from the fruit itself. This makes them a healthier alternative to conventional dried fruits that often contain added sugars or sulfites.

  • Our dried fruit snacks have a shelf life of 12-18 months when stored in a cool, dry place. Once opened, consume within 30 days for optimal freshness and texture. The exact expiration date is printed on each package.

  • We offer different sizes depending on the fruit variety:

    • Barbaric Banana 3 OZ (6-Pack)
    • Bad Apple 1 OZ (6-Pack)
    • Belligerent Blueberry 2 OZ (6-Pack)
    • Cherry Bomb 3 OZ (6-Pack)
    • Malicious Mango 2 OZ (6-Pack)
HARDCORE HEALTHY SNACKS
WE ARE AT WAR WITH PROCESSED FOODS