Office Snack Program

Snacks that
don't kill
you

Stock the break room with single-ingredient dried fruit — shipped to the office on autopilot. No seed oils. No artificial anything. Real fruit, made by nature, not in a lab.

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The Office Box · Build & Save

Build your
office box

One box = 6 single-serve bags of one flavor. Stack boxes to unlock bigger discounts — applied live as you build.

1 BOX
FULL PRICE
2 BOXES
SAVE 5%
3+ BOXES
SAVE 10%
6+ BOXES
SAVE 20%
Add your first box to get started.
Dried Sweet Apples
Dried Sweet Apples
6 single-serve bags · $19.99
Dried Organic Bananas
Dried Organic Bananas
6 single-serve bags · $27.99
Dried Blueberries
Dried Blueberries
6 single-serve bags · $27.99
Dried Sweet Cherries
Dried Sweet Cherries
6 single-serve bags · $27.99
Dried Organic Mangos
Dried Organic Mangos
6 single-serve bags · $27.99
Order summary
Delivered every 4 weeks · skip, pause, or cancel anytime.
Boxes—
Single-serve bags—
Subtotal$0.00
Bulk discount$0.00
Total $0.00
Try it risk-free for 30 days. If your team isn't obsessed, we refund 100%. Keep the bags.
Exhibit · The Snack Wall Rap Sheet

Your snack wall
has a rap sheet

Most office snacks aren't food — they're shelf-stable science projects that happen to be chewable. We pulled the labels on the usual break-room suspects.

Exhibit A
"Healthy" Granola Bars
The charges
  • ✕Seed oils (soybean / canola)
  • ✕"Natural flavors" — legally meaningless
  • ✕Sneaks in 12g+ of added sugar
GUILTY
Exhibit B
Cheez-Class Crackers
The charges
  • ✕TBHQ — also used in varnish
  • ✕Artificial dyes banned in the EU
  • ✕Engineered to be impossible to stop
GUILTY
Exhibit C
"Protein" Bars
The charges
  • ✕Mostly corn syrup in a lab coat
  • ✕Sugar alcohols with side effects
  • ✕19 ingredients. Zero of them food.
GUILTY
Exhibit D
"Fruit" Snacks
The charges
  • ✕Fruit juice concentrate (sugar)
  • ✕Artificial colors (Red 40, Yellow 5)
  • ✕Have never actually met fruit
GUILTY

We're not saying this is why your team crashes at 3pm. But when did a Cheez-Class cracker ever make anyone sharper?

How It Works

Three steps. Zero effort.

01
Build your box

Pick your team's flavors above. One box = 6 single-serve bags. The more boxes, the bigger the discount.

02
We ship it fast

Single-ingredient dried fruit, shipped straight to the office. No cold chain, no mystery fees, no seed oils.

03
Restock on autopilot

Set a delivery cadence and we keep the break room stocked. Skip, pause, or cancel anytime. Zero effort.

What office managers say
when the box lands

★★★★★
I put the box on the counter at 10am. By 11 I had three engineers asking me to add their flavor to the next order. Best vendor decision I've made all year.
Dani R.
Head of Workplace · 32-person design studio
★★★★★
Our last snack vendor shipped us trail mix soaked in canola oil. I read the ingredient list on a Mortal Munchies bag and almost cried. It says "strawberries." That's it.
Jesse A.
People Ops · Series B SaaS · Camarillo, CA
★★★★★
Gave our CFO one bag of Belligerent Blueberry. He stood up in a meeting and told our VP of Ops to buy these forever. We now buy them forever.
Maya K.
EA to C-Suite · 140-person office · Austin

You have questions.

We have answers.

How does the bulk discount work?+
Every box in your order counts toward your tier. 2 boxes saves 10%, 3+ saves 15%, and 6+ saves 20% — automatically applied as you build. Mix and match any flavors; it's the total box count that sets the discount.
Can you keep the office restocked automatically?+
Yes. Pick a cadence at checkout (every 2, 4, or 6 weeks) and we ship on schedule at your locked-in bulk price. Skip, pause, or cancel from your dashboard anytime — no calls, no scripts.
What's actually in these? Like, actually.+
Fruit. That's the ingredient list. No seed oils, no added sugar, no artificial flavors, no preservatives, non-GMO. Most of our bags are a single ingredient — the fruit named on the front.
What if my team doesn't like fruit?+
They will, but if your office isn't obsessed within 30 days we refund the whole order. Keep the bags. We're that confident.
Do you ship to business addresses?+
That's the whole point. We ship to offices, co-working spaces, and warehouses across the US. Orders over $65 ship free.

Feed your team
like you mean it

Your coworkers deserve better than another sad granola bar. Build the box — your break room (and your reputation) will thank you.

Single ingredient dried fruit · One box = 6 bags · Free shipping over $65
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